It could be worse...

Is it just me or is this guy kind of hot? 

AllTimeNewLow is impressed by that sexy winking mugshot.

 

 

Florida couple has sex on restaurant table, man arrested for refusing to pay bill 

Jeremie Calo, 32, and an unnamed companion had sex on an outdoor table in full view of other patrons, Orlando police said, though Calo was arrested for not paying his bill.

By Victoria Cavaliere / NEW YORK DAILY NEWS

Wednesday, October 17, 2012, 9:32 AM

WKMG Local 6

Jeremie Calo (inset) was arrested after he and an unnamed companion had sex on an outdoor table in full view of other patrons, but was charged only for not paying for his meal.

This couple really needed to get a room.

Unsuspecting diners at an Orlando restaurant got more than they bargained for when a dinner date turned X-rated on a patio table.

Jeremie Calo, 32, and his unnamed companion “were having sex on a table in view of minor(s),” Orlando police told WKMG-TV.  Patrons tried to shield their children and went to tell the manager of the Paddy Murphy’s restaurant, Tom Murphy, about the table romp.

Murphy interrupted the couple, asking them to finish their business elsewhere.  Calo replied that his date “can’t get up at this time,” because she was on top of him, WKMG reported.  Murphy called police, but there were no charges brought against either party connected to public sex.  Instead, Calo was arrested for refusing to pay his $101 dollar bill, the station reported.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/fla-couple-sex-restaurant-table-article-1.1185496#commentpostform

he texted

When I'm "kind of talking to a guy" I'm strategic. Text messages are planned out and timed for perfect execution.

And then I get drunk and fuck it all up. But those are some stories for another day.

Luckily my friends are geniuses at well written text messages and at talking about guys during brunch.

He Texted (www.hetexted.com) is the virtual version of sitting over mimosas and reading way too far into a text message. Oh, and I like judging the stupid shit girls say to guys they like.

But, I have my own interesting text message to decode. This is from my high school sweetheart who is still devastatingly hot, in a long term relationship, and is kind of an asshole (just my type).



So, think he's into me?

All Time New Low isn't falling for that bullshit 

the hipster date

This summer I went on a day date with a raging hipster.  He planned our entire day:


We went to a flea market where he bought a "vintage" skateboard.

Followed by an hour long road trip to a gorgeous waterfall.

On the way home we stooped at goodwill where he bought some truly hideous t-shirts.



I think there was some sort of hipster check list he was working from.

And because I'm creepy I totally took a sneaky spy picture to really drive home the point-- you can't text your friends about your date without pictures.



All Time New Low uses her iphone to make herself laugh

welcome bitches

Six months ago I came back to the single side after years of living with someone.

I've gone on some dates. I've had some one night stands. I've collected a lot of stories.

And now I'm sharing the details. Get ready to laugh and also join with me in saying "what the fuck--dudes suck".